Secrets of the Dark Jungle Trading Company Revealed!

March 31, 2012

The following memo was found on the corpse of a recently murdered agent of the company…

Notice to all COMPANY AGENTS: The following NEW list shall regulate your negotiations to ensure FORTHRIGHT and MAXIMUM profits for THE COMPANY this year. Always trade a SINGLE ITEM in question for a SINGLE ITEM listed above it.

Item…….ANY DRAGON SKIN OR SKULL
Item…….Large Calico Panther Pelt
Item…….Gallon of Jaghio Honey

[portion of memo obscured by blood stain]

Item…….Square Foot of Levitacean Blubber
Item…….Set of Electric Megatherium Hooks
Item…….Bushel of Rambird Feathers
Item…….Cleaned Fallogator Skull
Item…….Complete Licking Toad Tongue
Item…….Large Octs Hide
Item…….Spool of King Gibbon Sinew
Item…….Pound of Thogibex Ivory
Item…….Gallon of Titanoviper Poison
Item…….Bushel of Tiny Bats
Item…….ANY EMPIRE MANUFACTURED TRINKET CERTIFIED FOR THE JUNGLE TRADE

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