Non-magical, Shiny, Slumped, Inky, Cushy, Unbreakable
June 1, 2011
The previous Special Chambers list was kinda weird, but this one takes it to another level:
Special Chambers (Weird) d6
1 A dead bard is slumped on a chair, clutching a lute with an engraving that says “This machine kills fascists…”.
2 A mechanical bull. Ride it for ten seconds and it instantly turns into a shiny, loud motorcycle.
3 Cache of sporting goods. Football gear, golf equipment, surfboard, etc. Non-magical.
4 A functional printing press guarded by angry, inky homunculi.
5 A Lounge with a cushy leather armchair, a small table with a corncob pipe, a pouch of loose tobacco, a Zippophanes’ Fantastic Tinderbox, and a velvet smoking jacket with a fancy dragon embroidery. If the jacket is worn, the tobacco lit by the tinderbox in the pipe, and smoke rings are blown while sitting in the chair, a demon will emerge from the smoke. It is ready to make deals.
6 A pod of rusted metal and broken glass. There is a seat surrounded by levers and switches. It is all dilapidated and useless. The only piece in decent condition is a wooden box with a horn attached. On the box is a black disk with a label that says “Ride of the Valkyries” and “Unbreakable”.