Zippophanes’ Fantastic Tinderbox
March 8, 2011
This magic item is a small metal box with a hinged lid. It is rumored to have many powers, but the most accessible is to say the magic phrase and the lid opens to reveal a flame. The phrase is usually inscribed on the side of the box. Common examples:
- “Yeah thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil for I am the evilest son of a bitch in the valley”
- “When I die, bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass”
- “Death is our business and business has been good”
- “Good grief Charlie Brown”
- Many more here.